Joke of the day
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Originally Posted by shonnv
^^^ thats was good
I got one too
A man goes to Vegas to gamble and luckely wins $1000 on his first day.
He decides to call a hooker to celeberate his winning.
A hooker comes into his room ans ask $600 for a BJ. The guy is like "$600 for a BJ????????" and the hooker replies "You see that 745i out there. Thats mine cuase I give the best BJ in town.
The man agress to get it and gets what he paid for, no complains
Week later he wins $10000 and decides to call the same hooker.
The hooker ask $5000 for Anal sex and guy literaly screamed "5 grands for a piece of ass?????" the hooker replies "You see that penthouse on top of that casino right there. Thats mine cause I have the best ass in town"
The man agrees and gets exactly what he paid for, No complains at all
After 2 weeks he finaly hits the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire. This time he is like " Iam gonna fuck the shit out of her this time". He calls her to his rooms and when she gets there he says " Baby I just want some pussy tonight and I dont care about the price"
the hooker replies "You see that shopping center out there?" The guys says "Dont tell me thats yours??"
The hooker replies " It would have been mine if I had a Pussy"
I got one too
A man goes to Vegas to gamble and luckely wins $1000 on his first day.
He decides to call a hooker to celeberate his winning.
A hooker comes into his room ans ask $600 for a BJ. The guy is like "$600 for a BJ????????" and the hooker replies "You see that 745i out there. Thats mine cuase I give the best BJ in town.
The man agress to get it and gets what he paid for, no complains
Week later he wins $10000 and decides to call the same hooker.
The hooker ask $5000 for Anal sex and guy literaly screamed "5 grands for a piece of ass?????" the hooker replies "You see that penthouse on top of that casino right there. Thats mine cause I have the best ass in town"
The man agrees and gets exactly what he paid for, No complains at all
After 2 weeks he finaly hits the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire. This time he is like " Iam gonna fuck the shit out of her this time". He calls her to his rooms and when she gets there he says " Baby I just want some pussy tonight and I dont care about the price"
the hooker replies "You see that shopping center out there?" The guys says "Dont tell me thats yours??"
The hooker replies " It would have been mine if I had a Pussy"
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From: The Sin City
Another one: ( from Playboy mag)
A man suspects that his wife was cheating on him so he hires this famous chinese private detective who is the best detective in town.
Before leaving for his 2 day business trip, he ask the PD to check and let him know if something is wrong.
After coming back from the trip, the guy goes to the PD's office to get the report and finds out that its closed.
After 3 weeks, he finaly gets a letter in the mail from the chinese PD. He opens it and it reads,
"you leave. He comes. I see"
"He and She leave. I follow"
"They go in hotel. I climb tree to see"
"He kiss She. She kiss He"
"He undress She. She undress He"
"He play with She. She play with He. I play with me"
"Fall out of tree. No see"
"No fee"
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A man suspects that his wife was cheating on him so he hires this famous chinese private detective who is the best detective in town.
Before leaving for his 2 day business trip, he ask the PD to check and let him know if something is wrong.
After coming back from the trip, the guy goes to the PD's office to get the report and finds out that its closed.
After 3 weeks, he finaly gets a letter in the mail from the chinese PD. He opens it and it reads,
"you leave. He comes. I see"
"He and She leave. I follow"
"They go in hotel. I climb tree to see"
"He kiss She. She kiss He"
"He undress She. She undress He"
"He play with She. She play with He. I play with me"
"Fall out of tree. No see"
"No fee"
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From: noobtown
Originally Posted by shonnv
^^^ thats was good
I got one too
A man goes to Vegas to gamble and luckely wins $1000 on his first day.
He decides to call a hooker to celeberate his winning.
A hooker comes into his room ans ask $600 for a BJ. The guy is like "$600 for a BJ????????" and the hooker replies "You see that 745i out there. Thats mine cuase I give the best BJ in town.
The man agress to get it and gets what he paid for, no complains
Week later he wins $10000 and decides to call the same hooker.
The hooker ask $5000 for Anal sex and guy literaly screamed "5 grands for a piece of ass?????" the hooker replies "You see that penthouse on top of that casino right there. Thats mine cause I have the best ass in town"
The man agrees and gets exactly what he paid for, No complains at all
After 2 weeks he finaly hits the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire. This time he is like " Iam gonna fuck the shit out of her this time". He calls her to his rooms and when she gets there he says " Baby I just want some pussy tonight and I dont care about the price"
the hooker replies "You see that shopping center out there?" The guys says "Dont tell me thats yours??"
The hooker replies " It would have been mine if I had a Pussy"
I got one too
A man goes to Vegas to gamble and luckely wins $1000 on his first day.
He decides to call a hooker to celeberate his winning.
A hooker comes into his room ans ask $600 for a BJ. The guy is like "$600 for a BJ????????" and the hooker replies "You see that 745i out there. Thats mine cuase I give the best BJ in town.
The man agress to get it and gets what he paid for, no complains
Week later he wins $10000 and decides to call the same hooker.
The hooker ask $5000 for Anal sex and guy literaly screamed "5 grands for a piece of ass?????" the hooker replies "You see that penthouse on top of that casino right there. Thats mine cause I have the best ass in town"
The man agrees and gets exactly what he paid for, No complains at all
After 2 weeks he finaly hits the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire. This time he is like " Iam gonna fuck the shit out of her this time". He calls her to his rooms and when she gets there he says " Baby I just want some pussy tonight and I dont care about the price"
the hooker replies "You see that shopping center out there?" The guys says "Dont tell me thats yours??"
The hooker replies " It would have been mine if I had a Pussy"
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From: noobtown
Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so
he sent his wife Ann Marie to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Marie saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for Joey, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer. When Joey was finished, Ann Marie asked "How much for theteapot?" Joey replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Marie exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bob had sent her to
buy and Joey went to the back room to find it. From the back room Joey yelled, " Marie, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Marie replied, "No , but I will for the teapot."
he sent his wife Ann Marie to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Marie saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for Joey, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer. When Joey was finished, Ann Marie asked "How much for theteapot?" Joey replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Marie exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bob had sent her to
buy and Joey went to the back room to find it. From the back room Joey yelled, " Marie, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Marie replied, "No , but I will for the teapot."
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94 2dr accord - h22 swap, rear ended.
03 1.8 gti - waiting for her bag of chips.
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94 Chevy Blazer - brother crashed.
94 2dr accord - h22 swap, rear ended.
03 1.8 gti - waiting for her bag of chips.
:crazyr: :slap: :hsughr: :nec: :madr:
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Originally Posted by Nec
Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so
he sent his wife Ann Marie to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Marie saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for Joey, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer. When Joey was finished, Ann Marie asked "How much for theteapot?" Joey replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Marie exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bob had sent her to
buy and Joey went to the back room to find it. From the back room Joey yelled, " Marie, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Marie replied, "No , but I will for the teapot."
he sent his wife Ann Marie to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Marie saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for Joey, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer. When Joey was finished, Ann Marie asked "How much for theteapot?" Joey replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Marie exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bob had sent her to
buy and Joey went to the back room to find it. From the back room Joey yelled, " Marie, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Marie replied, "No , but I will for the teapot."