Another one: ( from Playboy mag)

A man suspects that his wife was cheating on him so he hires this famous chinese private detective who is the best detective in town.
Before leaving for his 2 day business trip, he ask the PD to check and let him know if something is wrong.
After coming back from the trip, the guy goes to the PD's office to get the report and finds out that its closed.
After 3 weeks, he finaly gets a letter in the mail from the chinese PD. He opens it and it reads,
"you leave. He comes. I see"
"He and She leave. I follow"
"They go in hotel. I climb tree to see"
"He kiss She. She kiss He"
"He undress She. She undress He"
"He play with She. She play with He. I play with me"
"Fall out of tree. No see"
"No fee"
:lmfao: