Originally Posted by shonnv

^^^ thats was good

I got one too

A man goes to Vegas to gamble and luckely wins $1000 on his first day.
He decides to call a hooker to celeberate his winning.
A hooker comes into his room ans ask $600 for a BJ. The guy is like "$600 for a BJ????????" and the hooker replies "You see that 745i out there. Thats mine cuase I give the best BJ in town.
The man agress to get it and gets what he paid for, no complains

Week later he wins $10000 and decides to call the same hooker.
The hooker ask $5000 for Anal sex and guy literaly screamed "5 grands for a piece of ass?????" the hooker replies "You see that penthouse on top of that casino right there. Thats mine cause I have the best ass in town"
The man agrees and gets exactly what he paid for, No complains at all

After 2 weeks he finaly hits the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire. This time he is like " Iam gonna fuck the shit out of her this time". He calls her to his rooms and when she gets there he says " Baby I just want some pussy tonight and I dont care about the price"
the hooker replies "You see that shopping center out there?" The guys says "Dont tell me thats yours??"
The hooker replies " It would have been mine if I had a Pussy"