Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so
he sent his wife Ann Marie to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Marie saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for Joey, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer. When Joey was finished, Ann Marie asked "How much for theteapot?" Joey replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Marie exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bob had sent her to
buy and Joey went to the back room to find it.  From the back room Joey yelled, " Marie, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Marie replied, "No , but I will for the teapot."