im bored...want $10?
Black Pearl
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 2,517
Likes: 0
From: Wisconsin
A sea captain walks into a bar with his eye patch and hook for a hand. The bartender asks him "what happened to your hand?"
"Arrrrr, got it cut off in a battle, arrrrr"
The bartender then asks, "well, what happened to your eye?"
"Arrrr, I was looken up at the sky when a bird shat right in my eye, arrrr"
The bartender says "you mean bird crap made you loose your eye?"
"Arrrr, first day with me new hook!"
"Arrrrr, got it cut off in a battle, arrrrr"
The bartender then asks, "well, what happened to your eye?"
"Arrrr, I was looken up at the sky when a bird shat right in my eye, arrrr"
The bartender says "you mean bird crap made you loose your eye?"
"Arrrr, first day with me new hook!"
Thread Starter
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 58,579
Likes: 0
From: Lll
Originally posted by varyda
http://mishlers.com/bobby/misc/backfire.mpg 1.4mb
http://mishlers.com/bobby/misc/roofdrop.mpg 430kb
their not jokes but maybe youll have a good laugh, i know i did especially
when watching the 2nd vid
http://mishlers.com/bobby/misc/backfire.mpg 1.4mb
http://mishlers.com/bobby/misc/roofdrop.mpg 430kb
their not jokes but maybe youll have a good laugh, i know i did especially
when watching the 2nd vid
h: i thought the first vid was gonna be the truck backfiring onto her leg or something.
__________________
.
.
Thread Starter
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 58,579
Likes: 0
From: Lll
Originally posted by varyda
whats the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
putting her back in the wheelchair
whats the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
putting her back in the wheelchair
h: crippled people are called vegetables?
__________________
.
.
...::..:.::....::::..
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 326
Likes: 0
From: Northern VA
Originally posted by WiLL
gotta explain that one to me.h: crippled people are called vegetables?
gotta explain that one to me.
h: crippled people are called vegetables?
what does 80year old punanny smell like?
depends