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From: Lll
Originally posted by varyda
yes, espically ones that cant move limbs on their own, have no control over their body, and really are only staying "plugged in" because their family loves the indiviual too much to "unplug them"
what does 80year old punanny smell like?
depends
yes, espically ones that cant move limbs on their own, have no control over their body, and really are only staying "plugged in" because their family loves the indiviual too much to "unplug them"
what does 80year old punanny smell like?
depends
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
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you're a tough crowd, but anyways, heres another vid, this one might be a haha funny and not rofl funny, but worth a shot
http://mishlers.com/bobby/misc/misc-makelove.mpg 6mb
http://mishlers.com/bobby/misc/misc-makelove.mpg 6mb
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From: Northern VA
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From: Lll
Originally posted by reno96teg
mama tomato, papa tomato, and baby tomato were out for a walk. baby tomato started to drop behind so papa tomato squashed him and said "catch up!" (ketchup
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mama tomato, papa tomato, and baby tomato were out for a walk. baby tomato started to drop behind so papa tomato squashed him and said "catch up!" (ketchup
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