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Originally posted by ISP James
okay here is one ill shoot for, i need a new GBA game
2 guys go for a job interview. at the end of the interview it seems that they have identical qualifications so the human resources guy says 'you guys are both very strong candidates... i am having a tough time deciding who to choose so you each need to write a poem using the word 'timbuctu' whoever writes the better poem gets the job.'
the first guy thinks about it some and finally speaks: "a long and endless caravan, across the blowing desert sand... the sun so hot the sky so blue, our destination timbuctu"
the second guy gets scared, that was a really good poem he thinks but after a few minutes he clears his throat and begins: "tim and i a fishing went, we saw three ladies in a tent. they being 3 and we being 2, i bucked one and timbuctu"
okay here is one ill shoot for, i need a new GBA game
2 guys go for a job interview. at the end of the interview it seems that they have identical qualifications so the human resources guy says 'you guys are both very strong candidates... i am having a tough time deciding who to choose so you each need to write a poem using the word 'timbuctu' whoever writes the better poem gets the job.'
the first guy thinks about it some and finally speaks: "a long and endless caravan, across the blowing desert sand... the sun so hot the sky so blue, our destination timbuctu"
the second guy gets scared, that was a really good poem he thinks but after a few minutes he clears his throat and begins: "tim and i a fishing went, we saw three ladies in a tent. they being 3 and we being 2, i bucked one and timbuctu"
how about some PSed pics....i lub them pics. i have a webcam if you need material.
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alright here goes... dont steal my material for your stand up set dammit i depend on this sheit!!
and all of my jokes are story jokes this one kills crowds
3 guys all want to marry the same girl... her father, a duck farmer, is unsure who is the best for his daughter so he tells each of them to take a duck into market (back in the day sheit) and whoever gets the most money for their duck can marry the daughter.
the first guy goes out and sees a young girl looking for a pet... he decides to sell it to her for 5 cents because the father will see that he is sensitive to children... with his 5 cents, he walks away confident.
the 2nd guy goes and find a poor woman looking for a meal. he sells his duck to her for 10 cents thinking that the man will see he is charitable and generous.
the 3rd guy is no dummy, he knows where the money is. he walks into a brothel (whorehouse) and says to the first prostitute he sees "how much can you give me for this duck?" she says "ill give you a fk for hte duck" so he gets the job done and realizes how stupid he is... he says to her "man i really need my duck back i have to get money for this duck" the woman says to him "ill give you the duck for a fk" while they are gettin it done, the duck runs out and is kicked by a horse... the owner of the horse comes in feeling guilty about the duck and offers the man 15 bucks for the duck... needless to say, the man accepts.
the following day, all 3 men meet up with the father.... the first man says proudly 'i got 5 cents for my duck. i sold it to a young girl for a pet' the father smiles and is impressed... ' the 2nd man says "that's nothin, i sold my duck to a poor woman for 10 cents so that she could feed her family" the father is so impressed he almost forgets there is a 3rd man... the 3rd man stands up and says 'i gotta fuk for the duck and the duck for a fuk and 15 bucks for a fuked up duck!'
and all of my jokes are story jokes
this one kills crowds3 guys all want to marry the same girl... her father, a duck farmer, is unsure who is the best for his daughter so he tells each of them to take a duck into market (back in the day sheit) and whoever gets the most money for their duck can marry the daughter.
the first guy goes out and sees a young girl looking for a pet... he decides to sell it to her for 5 cents because the father will see that he is sensitive to children... with his 5 cents, he walks away confident.
the 2nd guy goes and find a poor woman looking for a meal. he sells his duck to her for 10 cents thinking that the man will see he is charitable and generous.
the 3rd guy is no dummy, he knows where the money is. he walks into a brothel (whorehouse) and says to the first prostitute he sees "how much can you give me for this duck?" she says "ill give you a fk for hte duck" so he gets the job done and realizes how stupid he is... he says to her "man i really need my duck back i have to get money for this duck" the woman says to him "ill give you the duck for a fk" while they are gettin it done, the duck runs out and is kicked by a horse... the owner of the horse comes in feeling guilty about the duck and offers the man 15 bucks for the duck... needless to say, the man accepts.
the following day, all 3 men meet up with the father.... the first man says proudly 'i got 5 cents for my duck. i sold it to a young girl for a pet' the father smiles and is impressed... ' the 2nd man says "that's nothin, i sold my duck to a poor woman for 10 cents so that she could feed her family" the father is so impressed he almost forgets there is a 3rd man... the 3rd man stands up and says 'i gotta fuk for the duck and the duck for a fuk and 15 bucks for a fuked up duck!'
COME ON! someone make me laugh my ass off.
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http://mishlers.com/bobby/misc/backfire.mpg 1.4mb
http://mishlers.com/bobby/misc/roofdrop.mpg 430kb
their not jokes but maybe youll have a good laugh, i know i did especially
when watching the 2nd vid
http://mishlers.com/bobby/misc/roofdrop.mpg 430kb
their not jokes but maybe youll have a good laugh, i know i did especially
when watching the 2nd vid