e=mc vagina

 

women are good for 3 things. cooking, cleaning and vaginas

 

It wasn't implied that we have no contact when we broke up. Like after 4 years, never talk to me again sorta-thing. For christ's sake, all I did was try to confess that I had been dishonest about smoking and had a problem with it. Hardly grounds for a breakup if chick wasn't already nuts for whatever reason, but it's what she used. The breakup was civil. It was the next encounter following that made it clear, because she was shitty.

In the years that followed I learned some things about my behavior which eventually led me to be clean and sober, but unless the pot can call the kettle black, that never got blamed.

Either way, I learned my lesson. That no matter how old you get, your mother will always choose to embarrass you in the most public way she can.

 

What better time than now to post nudes?

 

I'm sorry dude, I hope by the time I'm your age my ex's will at least talk to me again.

Also, how would you make a poll out of this?

 

Using A-G? :dunno: It would have been an opinion poll, but it's not a poll because all options are already my opinion. Not necessary for anyone to comment on this. Honestly I wish I didn't have any opinion or involvement.

Oh, and F your ex's. They're ex's for a reason. I don't believe anything ever happens by accident. Nothing about any other human being defines you in the slightest, especially not the ones who failed. Any new experience in life is worth far more than re-living any old experience. Never are those attempts EVER for non-selfish reasons.

I now have only 2 ex's that I'm remotely willing to talk to. I used to be able to say, "I'm friends with all my exes except [the one this thread is about] but have since learned that nothing good comes from re-kindling anything with them. Perhaps by the time you're my age, you'll instead have plenty of examples to support this advice. Keep looking forward, not back.

 

i have no problem with exes.

 

why would she go all ballistic on your mom if the reason for the break up was due to your smoking? We're you constantly looking for her after the break up?

I only keep in touch with 1 of my ex's. Kinda ironic how her and I seem to have a better relationship now, than when we dated.

 

Post said letter from your mom and letter from the babe

 

This.