maybe he was a vegetarian bum. h:

 

that's some funny shit... show that ungrateful bitch a lesson

 

Me and two friends were outside a gas station across from the Webster Theater waiting to see a concert and a bum came up with a rusted coffee can full of mini American flags and gave one to my friend Jon. Then the bum walked over to someone pumping gas and the person denied the flag. As the guy was talking to the man at the pump we walked away and the guy ran across the street and almost got hit by a station wagon. Then he proceded to yell about how Jon needed to give him 2$ for the mini flag. Jon gave the guy 5$ and then he was gone. An hour later he came back drunk as hell and was talking about his parents and asking every person in the line for a cigarette. He must have gotten atleast 25 of them.

 

hey next time give him a day old burrito that sat in the car overnight :rofl:

 

This man has the right idea.

 

I had a bum relentlessly asking for money once, i was going into a fast food place (dont remember where) and i went in and asked for an aplication. After eating, i walked out and handed the guy the aplication and the pen. The last i remember seeing him he was taking out the trash, so im assuming the place worked something out with him

 

Oh this just gets better and better.

I just got back from filling up at the gas station. I see these two "urban dressed" guys crossing the street. I walk to the mini-store to grab a Red Bull, one of them holds the door open for me. I'm thinking, "what are you, a fag?" He asks me, "excuse me sir, do you have a dollar to spare?" I tell him, "no I don't, sorry". We go in, I wash my hands, and walk out of the bathroom to see them at the counter. I stand behind them to see that they're pooling their fucking money for some piece of shit $6 fake Zippo lighter that says "AC/DC". I look over to see the same pile of human shit that asked me is holding a wad of 1s in his hand while he's scrambling for change in his right pocket.

After seeing that, I'm pretty much done with helping bums out. Get a fucking job you pieces of shit.

 

the american dream.. sit on your lazy fat ass, while someone else works to support you. the libs love it, as long as it gets them votes. :thumbup:

 

No shit. When I used to smoke, people at work would bum off of me all the time. I got fed up one day and put a sign saying I'm going to charge one dollar a cig. People didn't take it too well, but eventually I ended up having my packs pay for themselves . I said, "What's the problem, am I the only one that gets a paycheck here?"

 

You're such a softie Chris.

:gorgeous: