Alright, this was in an email someone from another forum got.

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
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My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal NOW. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables,
too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.


I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America.


To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English, thank a soldier.

 

Looks like a repost to me

 

Damn............I didn't think I'd ever seen that before........oh well

 

Good one. h:

 

too bad its only fantasy.

 

You forgot the following:

Those who were in the accounting scandal at Halliburton will no longer be protected by selective prosecution by my administration.

Due to our severe and continued reliance on foreign oil of which there will be no relief in sight, our government will now crack down on loopholes created for gas guzzling vehicles and impose taxes on owners and companies to pay for the excess used and pay for the greater damage they create to our roadways with the higher weights.

On this point I will also reinstate the US in the Kyoto Accord regarding emissions and understand that America has a freedom of choice but should act as a responsible participant - we are also the most severe polluter of emissions in the world per capita.

I apologize for skipping out of the Texas National Guard early in order to go into politics then allowed the attack of 2 american's war records who actually stood and fought for their country by my party's special interest groups.

I'm not a true Texan but a wealthy child of a northeast family and made my way into Yale through connections and somehow maintained a "c" average. I took illegal drugs and lied including the denial of my arrest for driving under the influence.

Last but not least - I invaded Iraq not b/c of WMD (of which we never really had any proof) but to finish the war my father started - who of course is an executive member of a company who now owns several newly build pipelines in Iraq of which they started planning stages long before our decision to go to war in the first place.

 

Man if you could get him to say this then you could guarantee an impeachment under high treason in the quickest fashion possible....so you know it would never happen

 

None of that stuff is treason. Treason is where you sit down with representatives of a country you are at war with in a third country, maybe France, while you are a commisioned officer in the armed forces, maybe the Navy and see what you can work out. Neither of those clever fantasy tales of television would really help our country at all, so the President would never say them. His job is to improve America. You may disagree with the method, but that is always the goal.

 

You are wrong treason is also the furtherment of personal agenda regardless of consequences and by any means necessary. This means that if they indeed planned out the pipeline before the invasion and acted upon the opportunity to invade in order to put the pipeline in place during an action which cost US soldiers their lives it is considered treasonous action. Treason is putting the lives and security of the people and nation under your care at risk of losing life and limb and compromising the security of your nation.

All of which has been done if what was said in the post I qouted was proved to be true

 

trea·son Audio pronunciation of "treason" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trzn)
n.

1. Violation of allegiance toward one's country or sovereign, especially the betrayal of one's country by waging war against it or by consciously and purposely acting to aid its enemies.
2. A betrayal of trust or confidence.


high treason
n.

Treason against one's country or sovereign.


high treason

n : a crime that undermines the offender's government [syn: treason, lese majesty]