You forgot the following:

Those who were in the accounting scandal at Halliburton will no longer be protected by selective prosecution by my administration.

Due to our severe and continued reliance on foreign oil of which there will be no relief in sight, our government will now crack down on loopholes created for gas guzzling vehicles and impose taxes on owners and companies to pay for the excess used and pay for the greater damage they create to our roadways with the higher weights.

On this point I will also reinstate the US in the Kyoto Accord regarding emissions and understand that America has a freedom of choice but should act as a responsible participant - we are also the most severe polluter of emissions in the world per capita.

I apologize for skipping out of the Texas National Guard early in order to go into politics then allowed the attack of 2 american's war records who actually stood and fought for their country by my party's special interest groups.

I'm not a true Texan but a wealthy child of a northeast family and made my way into Yale through connections and somehow maintained a "c" average. I took illegal drugs and lied including the denial of my arrest for driving under the influence.

Last but not least - I invaded Iraq not b/c of WMD (of which we never really had any proof) but to finish the war my father started - who of course is an executive member of a company who now owns several newly build pipelines in Iraq of which they started planning stages long before our decision to go to war in the first place.