Ok, some of you may have noticed I can be a dick. Well I'm no internet gangster, and I am a dick to people in real life all the time.

I caused a huge rucus in autozone the other day demanding a fast and the furious underglow kit in a pinker shade than the hot pink that they stocked.

apparently I was also yelling about how mobile one is so great I even wash my jimmy in it... oh well.

But my new favorite is to play ricer on people. Like I don't care if I'm staring down the driver of a 500hp saleen mustang, I'm going to tell him he's slow, cause he doesn't have vtec.

Because I'm a dick.

Thusly was born the dual vtec. I'm tired of kids who don't know dick going, "what kind of motor is that, a vtec?" Or "my boy has got a vtec motor" (your boy has a stock LS with like 1000 dollars of body kit)

So now, when I want to be an ass, I explain how my motor is a dual vtec. And just watch peoples ears smoke, at my ignorance. Then I race them for money

Also, I'm tired of seeing mugen and typeR banners on the likes of sunfires and pontiac whatever-AMs.

So I'm going to slap a big calloway banner in the rear window of my civic ex coupe.

Domestic Rice, biatch.

-PHiZ

 

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I want Saleen stickers and an SVT badge for my teg.

 

so what if you start talking about your "dual vtec" motor to someone who knows what they are talking about,...or someone who knows what they are talking about happens to listen in on your conversation to a stupid ricer,...then he will just look at you like you look at people who dont know what the **** they are talking about

 

this thread makes my head hurt ...

 

hahaha I get the point and I think its funny as hell.

 

who are you?

 

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i found it funny haha

 

JDM D15B engines had 3 stage VTEC which makes them supposedly be able to hang with even B16As, but they are a rare engine.