Ok, some of you may have noticed I can be a dick. Well I'm no internet gangster, and I am a dick to people in real life all the time.

I caused a huge rucus in autozone the other day demanding a fast and the furious underglow kit in a pinker shade than the hot pink that they stocked.

apparently I was also yelling about how mobile one is so great I even wash my jimmy in it... oh well.

But my new favorite is to play ricer on people. Like I don't care if I'm staring down the driver of a 500hp saleen mustang, I'm going to tell him he's slow, cause he doesn't have vtec.

Because I'm a dick.

Thusly was born the dual vtec. I'm tired of kids who don't know dick going, "what kind of motor is that, a vtec?" Or "my boy has got a vtec motor" (your boy has a stock LS with like 1000 dollars of body kit)

So now, when I want to be an ass, I explain how my motor is a dual vtec. And just watch peoples ears smoke, at my ignorance. Then I race them for money

Also, I'm tired of seeing mugen and typeR banners on the likes of sunfires and pontiac whatever-AMs.

So I'm going to slap a big calloway banner in the rear window of my civic ex coupe.

Domestic Rice, biatch.

-PHiZ