you know what grinds my gears?
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From: 916
you know what grinds my gears?
i cant have shampoo or toothpaste in their original bottles in my carry on on an airplane, but i can have a clearly marked can of lighter fluid and a lighter in my pocket.
what sense does that make? :crazyr:
what sense does that make? :crazyr:
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From: Lll
you know what grinds my gears? sand.
i need to wash my bike after riding it on the beach this weekend.
you know what else...
when you take the time to squeeze the last tiny bit of toothpaste onto your toothbrush...you know when you have to put the brush on the counter and use two hands to squeeze the last bit out...then you pick up the toothbrush too quickly and fling the toothpaste off.
i need to wash my bike after riding it on the beach this weekend.
you know what else...
when you take the time to squeeze the last tiny bit of toothpaste onto your toothbrush...you know when you have to put the brush on the counter and use two hands to squeeze the last bit out...then you pick up the toothbrush too quickly and fling the toothpaste off.
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ugly people.
troll dolls
eggplant
the fact that the word 'minions' always makes me think of 'onions' and i'm not sure if i love it or hate it
farmville
spanish rice
vegetarianism
The fact that 'cocking' a gun sounds gay, yet many gun toting people are homophobes
paint
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(most) Mercedes owners
Other people's children
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puffy nipples.
cliches
ignorant fucks who think they are correct
slow forums
earthworms
the word 'widget'
political correctness
your mother
'that guy' at the bar that deserves to be bludgeoned into a coma by a pool noodle because he thinks that he's better than his friends
snuggies
the fact that it isn't socially acceptable to bitchslap idiots in public
dodge neons
alliteration
skinny jeans
stomach stapling
troll dolls
eggplant
the fact that the word 'minions' always makes me think of 'onions' and i'm not sure if i love it or hate it
farmville
spanish rice
vegetarianism
The fact that 'cocking' a gun sounds gay, yet many gun toting people are homophobes
paint
the spelling of the word 'rhinoceros'
people who pretend to care about the mundane people say to them in elevators like 'sure glad it's Friday' or 'oh, you brought me donuts?'....no, you douchebag. If i brought this food for your sorry ass, I would have offered. Fuck off.
(most) Mercedes owners
Other people's children
The fact that I don't have x-ray vision that I can turn on and off as needed (see: ugly people)
puffy nipples.
cliches
ignorant fucks who think they are correct
slow forums
earthworms
the word 'widget'
political correctness
your mother
'that guy' at the bar that deserves to be bludgeoned into a coma by a pool noodle because he thinks that he's better than his friends
snuggies
the fact that it isn't socially acceptable to bitchslap idiots in public
dodge neons
alliteration
skinny jeans
stomach stapling
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the tv show 'max and ruby'
rubber fists
tree bark
wet willies
the 'sham wow' guy
my mother-in-law
the fact that t-rex got fucked over by being given stubby arms
salesmen
Hatred for Sponge Bob Square Pants
mullets
the act of sounding out file extensions and acronyms like JPG, PNG, HTML, LOL
internet 'tough guys'
body odor
people who break into and steal from cars, and the lack of proper punishments for those who do (cut off fingers, lobotomy, etc)
spousal abuse
rubber fists
tree bark
wet willies
the 'sham wow' guy
my mother-in-law
the fact that t-rex got fucked over by being given stubby arms
salesmen
Hatred for Sponge Bob Square Pants
mullets
the act of sounding out file extensions and acronyms like JPG, PNG, HTML, LOL
internet 'tough guys'
body odor
people who break into and steal from cars, and the lack of proper punishments for those who do (cut off fingers, lobotomy, etc)
spousal abuse
snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
I think idiot drivers are far and away my biggest pet peeve. Driving 5 mph under the speed limit, waiting 3-4 seconds before you start driving when the light turns green, not turning right on a red even though there is no traffic, its all terrible.
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catchy t-shirts
having to pay for ANY porn
clever people
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commercials about asking my doctor if I need ANY kind of medicine because the hot bitch in the night club said i should
webbed feet
made up ailments like 'diabetes', 'cancer' and 'depression' (kidding of course)
flack jackets on celebrities in music videos
Mtv
Mis-pronunciation of the planet 'Uranus'. It's Your Anus!....and the fact that Uranus got fucked over by some geeks in labcoats. It's still a planet to me.
health insurance companies
people who misspell words to be cool...and they're legally adults. it's COULD - not cud. Grow the fuck up
emo kids
madonna
having to pay for ANY porn
clever people
Pms
commercials about asking my doctor if I need ANY kind of medicine because the hot bitch in the night club said i should
webbed feet
made up ailments like 'diabetes', 'cancer' and 'depression' (kidding of course)
flack jackets on celebrities in music videos
Mtv
Mis-pronunciation of the planet 'Uranus'. It's Your Anus!....and the fact that Uranus got fucked over by some geeks in labcoats. It's still a planet to me.
health insurance companies
people who misspell words to be cool...and they're legally adults. it's COULD - not cud. Grow the fuck up
emo kids
madonna