ugly people.

troll dolls

eggplant

the fact that the word 'minions' always makes me think of 'onions' and i'm not sure if i love it or hate it

farmville

spanish rice

vegetarianism

The fact that 'cocking' a gun sounds gay, yet many gun toting people are homophobes

paint

the spelling of the word 'rhinoceros'

people who pretend to care about the mundane people say to them in elevators like 'sure glad it's Friday' or 'oh, you brought me donuts?'....no, you douchebag. If i brought this food for your sorry ass, I would have offered. Fuck off.

(most) Mercedes owners

Other people's children

The fact that I don't have x-ray vision that I can turn on and off as needed (see: ugly people)

puffy nipples.

cliches

ignorant fucks who think they are correct

slow forums

earthworms

the word 'widget'

political correctness

your mother

'that guy' at the bar that deserves to be bludgeoned into a coma by a pool noodle because he thinks that he's better than his friends

snuggies

the fact that it isn't socially acceptable to bitchslap idiots in public

dodge neons

alliteration

skinny jeans

stomach stapling