the tv show 'max and ruby'

rubber fists

tree bark

wet willies

the 'sham wow' guy

my mother-in-law

the fact that t-rex got fucked over by being given stubby arms

salesmen

Hatred for Sponge Bob Square Pants

mullets

the act of sounding out file extensions and acronyms like JPG, PNG, HTML, LOL

internet 'tough guys'

body odor

people who break into and steal from cars, and the lack of proper punishments for those who do (cut off fingers, lobotomy, etc)

spousal abuse