catchy t-shirts

having to pay for ANY porn

clever people

Pms

commercials about asking my doctor if I need ANY kind of medicine because the hot bitch in the night club said i should

webbed feet

made up ailments like 'diabetes', 'cancer' and 'depression' (kidding of course)

flack jackets on celebrities in music videos

Mtv

Mis-pronunciation of the planet 'Uranus'. It's Your Anus!....and the fact that Uranus got fucked over by some geeks in labcoats. It's still a planet to me.

health insurance companies

people who misspell words to be cool...and they're legally adults. it's COULD - not cud. Grow the fuck up

emo kids

madonna