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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:44 AM
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Saw Len use this term yesterday. Question is where is the worse place you have gotten the bubble guts?

I just finished relieving my bubble gut just now. Best freaking feeling in the world. I had to finish helping a customer first, felt like it was about to explode out my ass.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:46 AM
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at a packed bar full of hot skanks

it's the worst cuz you want to go release and joo know better

then again, if i just have to pass really bad gas i take a 'lap' around the bar and cropdust the entire place h:
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by JessTD
then again, if i just have to pass really bad gas i take a 'lap' around the bar and cropdust the entire place h:
For sure.

I got it once on a first date. It was to the point I couldn't stand it, but then my phone rings. My little sister's truck broke down and I had to go rescue her. Stop by the house first to release.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by JessTD
at a packed bar full of hot skanks

it's the worst cuz you want to go release and joo know better

then again, if i just have to pass really bad gas i take a 'lap' around the bar and cropdust the entire place h:
I was at the clubs once and had the super mad bubble guts. But the thing was, they had 10 singled room restrooms and it's split guys and girls side. The guys side was packed, so i snuck over to the girl side and released the beasteses. Felt damn good. Luckily no girls saw me

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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:55 AM
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At a club...11:30pm on a Saturday night with a line 20feet long of drunks, I thought they were going to rip down the walls while my pants were down
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:57 AM
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Had chinese food one night before going out with the boys drinking. Wasn't feeling good going into the bar and after mixing a few beers with the food in my stomach...yikes. Dancing on the floor was 20% dancing, 80% squeezing my cheeks together. Wasn't about to use the restroom in there so I suffered for a while before we left and ended up at a diner where I then exploded on the toilet.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:58 AM
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At a club...11:30pm on a Saturday night with a line 20feet long of drunks, I thought they were going to rip down the walls while my pants were down
did you release everything that was stuck inside or you still had a few linger in there? being rushed like that is no fun.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by NOPD
did you release everything that was stuck inside or you still had a few linger in there? being rushed like that is no fun.
I never rush. Just let it happen. Fuck the people outside.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 06:10 AM
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This just happened to me a month ago whilst shopping for my speedos. I was at a sports store inside a mall and as Im leaving my stomach went from ok to I HAVE TO SHIT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. But I couldnt locate the bathroom. I started sweating and bee-lined it for the whip. As I unlock my car I take my shirt off because I honestly thought I was going to shit myself so might as well shit in this shirt. I hauled ass to the house, bypassed the roommates planting palm trees out front and unleashed the liquid fury. It was disgusting as all hell. When did I eat corn?
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by NOPD
did you release everything that was stuck inside or you still had a few linger in there? being rushed like that is no fun.
I rushed as much as I could, but it kept on coming out!
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