Bubble guts
BAZINGA!
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From: San Diego, CA
Was hiking through a moderately populated trail and I was doing the cross leg walk/dance knowing I have only .5 miles til a bathroom...welp, got 2 steps later and nearly exploded so I turned hard left off trail, found some brush, and let it fly. DAMN it felt good, but then was like...FAWK got no TP. Reached over, grabbed a huge wad of ferns, wiped, covered hole and walked to the end of the trail to the bathroom and finished cleaning up. 
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Come in My Hole
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From: Toronto, Canada
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The deer had to die!
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From: Fussa, Japan
I just got back from running and drank a lot of water at work last night...bubble guts. Luckily, there was so much gas behind this monster it pretty much just shot out like it was a potato gun (sounded like it too).