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Jul 23, 2009 | 06:20 AM

#11

The deer had to die!

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From: Fussa, Japan

Speaking of which, from the 2 Monsters, 2 trail mix bars, and 1 mt dew I had during my shift tonight...my stomach (moreso further down the line) is rumbling and building pressure. No Poo Log to report this when I get in there though

Jul 23, 2009 | 06:35 AM

#12

JGordon

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From: Golden, CO

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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF

I hauled ass to the house, bypassed the roommates planting palm trees out front and unleashed the liquid fury. It was disgusting as all hell. When did I eat corn?

:rofl: I think that every now and again.

Jul 23, 2009 | 06:48 AM

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ShaolinLueb

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From: Holyoke, MA

i was in this bar eating chicken wings with my friend. all a sudden my stomach went wrong and my ass i clamped shut. started sweating also. i was like dude the bathroom got no door on the stall you got to take me home. thank god my friend hates going out he took me home. i ran up stairs and sat my ass on the toilet and farted for 30-45 seconds. felt better after that.

never farted that long again in my life.

Jul 23, 2009 | 07:01 AM

#14

åhhhhh

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From: Toronto, Canada

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Originally Posted by ShaolinLueb

istarted sweating also..

when that starts happening to me, i know its going to be biohazard... :sad:

Jul 23, 2009 | 07:31 AM

#15

white_n_slow

it's my D in a B

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From: Your Mom's House

I had really bad green apple splatters on a camping trip once... man that sucked. Shitting liquid every 30 minutes or so with nary a bathroom in sight.

Jul 23, 2009 | 09:34 AM

#16

MQue

We got this

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From: NYC

At a bar so I took a cab home.

Jul 23, 2009 | 10:00 AM

#17

whoaitslen2

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From: san diego

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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF

As I unlock my car I take my shirt off because I honestly thought I was going to shit myself so might as well shit in this shirt.

:rofl: AHAHAHAHA

Worst time was at work. Luckily the janitors just cleaned the restrooms so I had that chlorine smell overpowering the nasty.

Jul 23, 2009 | 10:06 AM

#18

white_n_slow

it's my D in a B

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From: Your Mom's House

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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF

As I unlock my car I take my shirt off because I honestly thought I was going to shit myself so might as well shit in this shirt.

I once had a shit attack when I was backcountry in Indian Peaks Wilderness. The snow was too deep to just pop a squat somewhere, so I hiked back to my truck, climbed into the bed (has a topper), and shit on an old t-shirt I had laying around. I then wiped with a sock, and wadded up the shitty t-shirt and stuck it under some other guy's truck

Jul 23, 2009 | 10:32 AM

#19

Dweezel

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I have been eating more fiber recently which as done amazing things to my poo, but the side effect is the bubble guts sneak up on you. I was in a meeting this morning, felt fine but had tremors in the parking garage. I let loose a few warning signs that smelled like a rotten catalytic converter. All was good when I started driving though. Grabbed lunch and about 20 mins after eating my stomach went into a hellfury. Casually walked to the bathroom and proceeded to have a euphoric crap. Took a few minutes to enjoy the moment and back to work.