Was hiking through a moderately populated trail and I was doing the cross leg walk/dance knowing I have only .5 miles til a bathroom...welp, got 2 steps later and nearly exploded so I turned hard left off trail, found some brush, and let it fly. DAMN it felt good, but then was like...FAWK got no TP. Reached over, grabbed a huge wad of ferns, wiped, covered hole and walked to the end of the trail to the bathroom and finished cleaning up. h: