This just happened to me a month ago whilst shopping for my speedos. I was at a sports store inside a mall and as Im leaving my stomach went from ok to I HAVE TO SHIT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. But I couldnt locate the bathroom. I started sweating and bee-lined it for the whip. As I unlock my car I take my shirt off because I honestly thought I was going to shit myself so might as well shit in this shirt. I hauled ass to the house, bypassed the roommates planting palm trees out front and unleashed the liquid fury. It was disgusting as all hell. When did I eat corn?