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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 04:49 PM
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still going h:

(513): I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 04:56 PM
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(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Llamaguy
(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
holy shit :rofl: so ducking true
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 04:58 PM
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(219): Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

:lmfao:
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 05:03 PM
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(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

:rofl:
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Civic2Scooby
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

:rofl:

:rofl: That's the shit right there!!!!!
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 05:14 PM
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(713): We need to get cat food
(713): Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms

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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 05:38 PM
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reading this website has made me realize that I don't party nearly enough any more
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by LABARINTH
reading this website has made me realize that I don't party nearly enough any more
Thanks for your gay text today dude.
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Civic2Scooby
wtf :rofl:

(314): U should come over 2nite
(1-314): $$$$
(314): R u crazy I am offended
(1-314): We totally had this conversation already
(314): Ur totally a homosexual or either delusional
(1-314): Neither, well maybe the 2nd one a little but def not gay. Plus, you agreed last night
(314): First of all that wasn't last night and secondly I never agreed
(1-314): Yeah you did
(314): No I told u were crazy and to shut up about it cuz its not happening. Xanax clouds the memory
(1-314): No sex then.
(314): Y would you act like that esp after u really hurt my feelings by insulting me the last time I saw you
(1-314): Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you did agree. You even gave me 5 bucks to seal the agreement
(314): Yeah I gave u 5 bucks to bribe u into doin it right then doesn't mean I agreed to pay u from then on
(314): I cannot even believe we are having this conversation, r u crazy?
(314): Soo when r u gonna come over?
(1-314): $$$$$
(314): How do u figure I shud pay you for something u enjoy doing to? Im waiting to hear your rational answer
(1-314): Because people search a lifetime to get paid for what they love doing, especially when they are good at it. I…
(1-314): Im really good at making you orgasm, so why not get paid like al other professionals that are being paid good
(1-314): Did I mention doctors, lawyers, and oh yeah NURSEs
(314): U have an orgasm too did u forget
(314): Ur crazy
(1-314): I make you have multiple, and secondly the reciprocation of pleasure does not negate payment
(1-314): You always say how you don't have to worry about money, due to your dad. Why is such a big deal
(314): Cuz it makes me feel lowwwww
(1-314): All lot of things people low. Don't do it if you don't feel its right and its immoral
(314): R u fucking serious
(314): Give me the dick nowwwww
wtf?lolol
she must be ugly lol

nother one:

(216): dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
(814): so im guessing thats a no.....



2,000 post woohoo

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