texts from last night
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
hahaha
(402): lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
(1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
(1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
"(201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator."
"(718): My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life. "
:lol:
"(909): grandma shit on top of the toilet "
hahahaha
"(718): My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life. "
:lol:
"(909): grandma shit on top of the toilet "
hahahaha
(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
(314): dude did u upper deck my toilet?
(1-314): haha like two months ago
(314): i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
(1-314): haha like two months ago
(314): i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u


