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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 09:06 AM
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(402): lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce

(1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
hahaha
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 09:13 AM
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my friend is 22 and he texts like that.
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 09:14 AM
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My daughter started sending me emails like that and I had a fucking fit! Put a stop to it really quick.

That shit drives me crazy. lol
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 09:20 AM
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"(201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator."

"(718): My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life. "

:lol:

"(909): grandma shit on top of the toilet "

hahahaha
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 09:48 AM
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(970): I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.

:rofl:

excellent site
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by GotJDM?
"(718): My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life. "
:rofl::rofl:
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
My daughter started sending me emails like that and I had a fucking fit! Put a stop to it really quick.

That shit drives me crazy. lol
Now thats funny!
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF
Now thats funny!
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 10:10 AM
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(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
:rofl:
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Old Jun 2, 2009 | 10:13 AM
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(314): dude did u upper deck my toilet?
(1-314): haha like two months ago
(314): i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
oh shit, I'm rollin :rofl:
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