texts from last night
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I read one a week ago that brought me to tears - went something like this...
(187): Why do I have a hit list in my pocket with only McDonalds on it?
(112): Because when we went in, you tried to order a Margarita McFlurry and when you didnt get it, you tried calling the police.
(187): Why do I have a hit list in my pocket with only McDonalds on it?
(112): Because when we went in, you tried to order a Margarita McFlurry and when you didnt get it, you tried calling the police.
this one is good too
(602): 69 |D_O
(1-602): wtf does that mean??
(602): it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
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(516): what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
:rofl:
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
:rofl:
:rofl:
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
:rofl:
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From: los josengeles
holy shit!!! i lost it
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In Loving Memory
R.I.P. Huan Vo aka woong
01.14.1979 - 11.19.2008
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From: michigan
h:I was just telling a story earlier today about when I was high as fuck back in highschool and sat at a blinking yellow light for like 25 minutes waiting for it to turn red and then green again
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(901): After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
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wtf :rofl:
(314): U should come over 2nite
(1-314): $$$$
(314): R u crazy I am offended
(1-314): We totally had this conversation already
(314): Ur totally a homosexual or either delusional
(1-314): Neither, well maybe the 2nd one a little but def not gay. Plus, you agreed last night
(314): First of all that wasn't last night and secondly I never agreed
(1-314): Yeah you did
(314): No I told u were crazy and to shut up about it cuz its not happening. Xanax clouds the memory
(1-314): No sex then.
(314): Y would you act like that esp after u really hurt my feelings by insulting me the last time I saw you
(1-314): Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you did agree. You even gave me 5 bucks to seal the agreement
(314): Yeah I gave u 5 bucks to bribe u into doin it right then doesn't mean I agreed to pay u from then on
(314): I cannot even believe we are having this conversation, r u crazy?
(314): Soo when r u gonna come over?
(1-314): $$$$$
(314): How do u figure I shud pay you for something u enjoy doing to? Im waiting to hear your rational answer
(1-314): Because people search a lifetime to get paid for what they love doing, especially when they are good at it. I…
(1-314): Im really good at making you orgasm, so why not get paid like al other professionals that are being paid good
(1-314): Did I mention doctors, lawyers, and oh yeah NURSEs
(314): U have an orgasm too did u forget
(314): Ur crazy
(1-314): I make you have multiple, and secondly the reciprocation of pleasure does not negate payment
(1-314): You always say how you don't have to worry about money, due to your dad. Why is such a big deal
(314): Cuz it makes me feel lowwwww
(1-314): All lot of things people low. Don't do it if you don't feel its right and its immoral
(314): R u fucking serious
(314): Give me the dick nowwwww
(314): U should come over 2nite
(1-314): $$$$
(314): R u crazy I am offended
(1-314): We totally had this conversation already
(314): Ur totally a homosexual or either delusional
(1-314): Neither, well maybe the 2nd one a little but def not gay. Plus, you agreed last night
(314): First of all that wasn't last night and secondly I never agreed
(1-314): Yeah you did
(314): No I told u were crazy and to shut up about it cuz its not happening. Xanax clouds the memory
(1-314): No sex then.
(314): Y would you act like that esp after u really hurt my feelings by insulting me the last time I saw you
(1-314): Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you did agree. You even gave me 5 bucks to seal the agreement
(314): Yeah I gave u 5 bucks to bribe u into doin it right then doesn't mean I agreed to pay u from then on
(314): I cannot even believe we are having this conversation, r u crazy?
(314): Soo when r u gonna come over?
(1-314): $$$$$
(314): How do u figure I shud pay you for something u enjoy doing to? Im waiting to hear your rational answer
(1-314): Because people search a lifetime to get paid for what they love doing, especially when they are good at it. I…
(1-314): Im really good at making you orgasm, so why not get paid like al other professionals that are being paid good
(1-314): Did I mention doctors, lawyers, and oh yeah NURSEs
(314): U have an orgasm too did u forget
(314): Ur crazy
(1-314): I make you have multiple, and secondly the reciprocation of pleasure does not negate payment
(1-314): You always say how you don't have to worry about money, due to your dad. Why is such a big deal
(314): Cuz it makes me feel lowwwww
(1-314): All lot of things people low. Don't do it if you don't feel its right and its immoral
(314): R u fucking serious
(314): Give me the dick nowwwww