cash ftmfl

 

pending transaction, happens to me all the time.

 

It always freaks me out when you leave an open tab and the bar takes your card :/ I started bringing atleast $100 in cash if I plan on getting drunk

 

man you pay cover here anywhere, if they have a band or a dj or just plain is popular with kids ... you pay cover. its total ghey

i dont carry cash, i lose a cc or debit card any charges can be disputed ... i lose cash im out without any help

 

don't get too fucked up and let some whore steal your wallet and money. easy as that.

 

that's jessebells vice phat

 

i spent all my money on booze last night and still walked away the victor you whoar

and you know cuz i was textin joo like a giddy lil school girlh:

 

as soon as I saw it was you I knew you were at a strip club

 

rebeld pm me your phone number. Ill text joo :hay:

 

yea it was a weird night ... my buddy wanted me to come over and grill so i did and i get there and he's hammered. sittin on the porch everygirl that walked by he had one of three lines to yell out:

1. pull your boobie out
2. she had one big titty and one lil titty, we called her biggie smalls
3. show us some titties

finally he was like, yo drive me to a club ... so i did, where he proceeded to use all three lines on girls already showing him boobies

i sense tarp