yea it was a weird night ... my buddy wanted me to come over and grill so i did and i get there and he's hammered. sittin on the porch everygirl that walked by he had one of three lines to yell out:

1. pull your boobie out
2. she had one big titty and one lil titty, we called her biggie smalls
3. show us some titties

finally he was like, yo drive me to a club ... so i did, where he proceeded to use all three lines on girls already showing him boobies

i sense tarp