Great googly moogly
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Great googly moogly
So I sold a laptop on EBay and I get this...
Hello joshua miller,
I am happy to inform you that i am the e-buyer of your item.I hope these item is in good condition.I want these item ship to Lagos Nigeria to my Sister who resides in Lagos Nigeria as a birthday gift.Can you get back to me with the postage cost to Nigeria via USPS GLOBAL EXPRESS so that i can effect payment via Paypal. so kindly send me your PAYPAL EMAIL ADDRESS so as to immedaitely make out your payment and make sure you get the package ready for shipment,you can ship the item as soon as you recieve the paypal confirmation. Expecting your reply so as to immediately make out the payment. Regards,kelly
Mother fucking fucking fucker. What do I do and who the fuck is Joshua Miller? God damn it I'm pissed.
Hello joshua miller,
I am happy to inform you that i am the e-buyer of your item.I hope these item is in good condition.I want these item ship to Lagos Nigeria to my Sister who resides in Lagos Nigeria as a birthday gift.Can you get back to me with the postage cost to Nigeria via USPS GLOBAL EXPRESS so that i can effect payment via Paypal. so kindly send me your PAYPAL EMAIL ADDRESS so as to immedaitely make out your payment and make sure you get the package ready for shipment,you can ship the item as soon as you recieve the paypal confirmation. Expecting your reply so as to immediately make out the payment. Regards,kelly
Mother fucking fucking fucker. What do I do and who the fuck is Joshua Miller? God damn it I'm pissed.
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And here's what I got for the second laptop:
Hello,
Compliment of the season to you,i am Rev.Louise Manakey from NY,USA.I just won your item on Ebay.Moreover I'm presently on a church mission and I intend sending this item to my Son who works with the American High Commission in Nigeria as a consular,I want you to give me the total amount of the postage cost to Nigeria,so get the package ready for immediate shipment okay? and don't forget to send me your PayPal Address so I can immediately make out my payment via paypal.Please I want the item to be shipped via US Postal Service. I await your prompt respond it's urgent.thanks and God bless you.
Rev.Louise....
HERE IS MY SON SHIPPING ADDRESS.
#2 olawaye street,
anifowoshe ikeja
lagos,Nigeria,23401
Fucking Christ. I fucking hate ebay.
Hello,
Compliment of the season to you,i am Rev.Louise Manakey from NY,USA.I just won your item on Ebay.Moreover I'm presently on a church mission and I intend sending this item to my Son who works with the American High Commission in Nigeria as a consular,I want you to give me the total amount of the postage cost to Nigeria,so get the package ready for immediate shipment okay? and don't forget to send me your PayPal Address so I can immediately make out my payment via paypal.Please I want the item to be shipped via US Postal Service. I await your prompt respond it's urgent.thanks and God bless you.
Rev.Louise....
HERE IS MY SON SHIPPING ADDRESS.
#2 olawaye street,
anifowoshe ikeja
lagos,Nigeria,23401
Fucking Christ. I fucking hate ebay.
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more than likely the accounts are hacked...happened to me...file with ebay, and attempt to contact the buyer through email. we worked things out, retracted the sale, got my listing fees back, relisted, sold and went on my merry way
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That's fucking retarded. Holy shit.
Report these to eBay, get your listing fees back, and try again. :hs:
Try stricter listing filters like "ships to US only", etc ... see what your options are. :hs:
Report these to eBay, get your listing fees back, and try again. :hs:
Try stricter listing filters like "ships to US only", etc ... see what your options are. :hs:
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From: South Bend/Walkerton, Ind
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From: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroit
Here was the auction: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=250086463638
And the second one: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...3415&rd=1&rd=1
I tried to file a claim but ebay says I have to wait a week...by then the market will be flooded with these things since I bought it at BB yesterday for $435 incl tax and everyone else is going to be doing it now. Should I relist immediately? How the hell do I avoid this?