So I sold a laptop on EBay and I get this...

Hello joshua miller,
I am happy to inform you that i am the e-buyer of your item.I hope these item is in good condition.I want these item ship to Lagos Nigeria to my Sister who resides in Lagos Nigeria as a birthday gift.Can you get back to me with the postage cost to Nigeria via USPS GLOBAL EXPRESS so that i can effect payment via Paypal. so kindly send me your PAYPAL EMAIL ADDRESS so as to immedaitely make out your payment and make sure you get the package ready for shipment,you can ship the item as soon as you recieve the paypal confirmation. Expecting your reply so as to immediately make out the payment. Regards,kelly

Mother fucking fucking fucker. What do I do and who the fuck is Joshua Miller? God damn it I'm pissed.