And here's what I got for the second laptop:

Hello,
Compliment of the season to you,i am Rev.Louise Manakey from NY,USA.I just won your item on Ebay.Moreover I'm presently on a church mission and I intend sending this item to my Son who works with the American High Commission in Nigeria as a consular,I want you to give me the total amount of the postage cost to Nigeria,so get the package ready for immediate shipment okay? and don't forget to send me your PayPal Address so I can immediately make out my payment via paypal.Please I want the item to be shipped via US Postal Service. I await your prompt respond it's urgent.thanks and God bless you.


Rev.Louise....

HERE IS MY SON SHIPPING ADDRESS.
#2 olawaye street,
anifowoshe ikeja
lagos,Nigeria,23401

Fucking Christ. I fucking hate ebay.