Good New JOKES!
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From: TCFD
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
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From: Montréal, Canada
Originally Posted by rebeld
hehehe that one made me chuckle...childish but funny
2 antennas got married, the wedding wasnt all that but the reception was GREAT!
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From: los josengeles
Originally Posted by Tark
oldest fucking joke ever!
2 antennas got married, the wedding wasnt all that but the reception was GREAT!
2 antennas got married, the wedding wasnt all that but the reception was GREAT!
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From: Arizona
Originally Posted by 95SiR
thanks for italicizing the keyword! i wouldve never gotten the joke otherwise!
Originally Posted by Tark
oldest fucking joke ever!
2 antennas got married, the wedding wasnt all that but the reception was GREAT!
2 antennas got married, the wedding wasnt all that but the reception was GREAT!
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From: Show Me State
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily, the three babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in as it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for sixteen years. And then, one of the daughters walked into the kitchen in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the kitchen and
burst into tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again, the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
Another week passed and her son walked into the room in tears. "It's
okay," said the mother. "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy. "I was playing with myself and shot the dog
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily, the three babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in as it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for sixteen years. And then, one of the daughters walked into the kitchen in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the kitchen and
burst into tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again, the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
Another week passed and her son walked into the room in tears. "It's
okay," said the mother. "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy. "I was playing with myself and shot the dog