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Originally Posted by 9600baud
Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
Older Porn Star: They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young: DVDA?
Older Porn Star: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Stagehand: We're ready for the DVDA shot!
Older Porn Star: They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young: DVDA?
Older Porn Star: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Stagehand: We're ready for the DVDA shot!
wned:anyways, is LDS considered rice now??:thinking:
Originally Posted by DelSolGirl
is your gf LDS too? i guess she must be, since that's probably all you talk about.
and why would that be all we talk about? :eh:
Originally Posted by Tirod
and why would that be all we talk about? :eh:
News flash: you're not going to convert us through this here web page so you might as well talk about more inconsequential stuff like your car or whatever job you happen to be holding down for the moment.
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From: Gaithersburg, MD AIM: ellejayess
Originally Posted by Tirod
My girlfriend is a Latter-day Saint. She grew up Catholic in Mexico. She's been blessed and is now living according to the teachings of the Lord.
and why would that be all we talk about? :eh:
and why would that be all we talk about? :eh:

and i can't even believe you would wonder why i'd come to the conclusion that LDS is all you talk about. look at the text under your s/n and your signature! :doh:
...and I have an objection to your quote in your sig. ""I don't have to read the Book of Mormon to know it's false." "Yea..... you do." "
Unless you've read every religious scripture from every religion, you have no right to say that. So YOUR book says that you are the light, the way, etc. So does every other book. You're being incredibly hypocritical.
Have you read the Koran? If not, then how do you know that ITS not the true way to the lord? Or how about the Torah? or the Bible?
Unless you've read every religious scripture from every religion, you have no right to say that. So YOUR book says that you are the light, the way, etc. So does every other book. You're being incredibly hypocritical.
Have you read the Koran? If not, then how do you know that ITS not the true way to the lord? Or how about the Torah? or the Bible?
-insert witticism here-
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From: Gaithersburg, MD AIM: ellejayess
Originally Posted by RB
...and I have an objection to your quote in your sig. ""I don't have to read the Book of Mormon to know it's false." "Yea..... you do." "
Unless you've read every religious scripture from every religion, you have no right to say that. So YOUR book says that you are the light, the way, etc. So does every other book. You're being incredibly hypocritical.
Have you read the Koran? If not, then how do you know that ITS not the true way to the lord? Or how about the Torah? or the Bible?
Unless you've read every religious scripture from every religion, you have no right to say that. So YOUR book says that you are the light, the way, etc. So does every other book. You're being incredibly hypocritical.
Have you read the Koran? If not, then how do you know that ITS not the true way to the lord? Or how about the Torah? or the Bible?


