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Originally Posted by 1992CivicSI
Still not sure what the hell LDS or mormons are? Know they have their own book and the dude pulled some stuff out of a hat or some jibberish.....Anybody care to elaborate for me?
Some of the local news is appaling
Awhile ago, I drove through Salt Lake City, and was listening to an AM station and on the local news something like 7 men were excommunicated from the church and forbidden to see thier wifes and children.
Originally Posted by Sadiztik-R
Awhile ago, I drove through Salt Lake City, and was listening to an AM station and on the local news something like 7 men were excommunicated from the church and forbidden to see thier wifes and children.
Being excommunicated and not being able to see there family have nothing to do with each other. FYI
Joe Young: We're from The Church of Jesus Christ.
Old Lady: Oh, the Mormons?
Joe Young: That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White.
Old Lady: Well, you two boys can just **** right off.
Joe Young: Ma'am?
Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pig****ers.
Old Lady: Oh, the Mormons?
Joe Young: That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White.
Old Lady: Well, you two boys can just **** right off.
Joe Young: Ma'am?
Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pig****ers.
Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
Older Porn Star: They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young: DVDA?
Older Porn Star: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Stagehand: We're ready for the DVDA shot!
Older Porn Star: They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young: DVDA?
Older Porn Star: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Stagehand: We're ready for the DVDA shot!



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