Originally Posted by 9600baud

Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
Older Porn Star: They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young: DVDA?
Older Porn Star: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Stagehand: We're ready for the DVDA shot!