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Dear CWM,

From your previous letter it appears that you are not a mod mother****er but rather a mad mother****er.

Nightshade

 

:rofl: this is just too funny

 

Dear Dakarick :rick:,

Can Jess drive your car?

Sincerly,
the staff at 99civic_love headquarters.

 

Dear 99civic_love,

I'm interested in taking a "position" at your headquarters in the "downtown" office. I'm a "hard" worker and will work extra "hours".


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Dear Deek,

We're sorry, but the position has been filled. Thank you for your time and patience, and please continue to be a valued customer at our company.

Sincerely,
the staff at the 99civic_love headquarters.

 

Dear 99civic_love,

I ahve been informed that Deek has written to you with some false claims.

His interest in a position is nothing more than a plea to clean your toilets as it is his fetish.

His interest in your "downtown office" is a misunderstanding as he has always thought you were male and not female.

"Working extra hours" was a complete misprint and means simply he will stay awake for 15 minutes after the 3 minute sexfest he will attempt to provide.

Thank you for your understanding in this situation as he has stopped taking his meds recently.

Nightshade

 

Dear Nightshade,

Thank you for your informing letter. We have already denied his application, but we will keep this in mind if he applies again.

And for clarification, 99civic_love IS a woman, and not a lesbain.

Thank you.

 

Dear 99civic_love,

Please let me know when there are any "openings" and please disregard any letters from Nightshade as he is constantly pursuing my services.


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Pretty interesting thread...