Originally posted by Derek
Dear 99civic_love,
I'm interested in taking a "position" at your headquarters in the "downtown" office. I'm a "hard" worker and will work extra "hours".
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Dear Deek,
We're sorry, but the position has been filled. Thank you for your time and patience, and please continue to be a valued customer at our company.
Sincerely,
the staff at the 99civic_love headquarters.