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Oct 17, 2011 | 02:53 PM

#11

Snoopy

been there done that

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Contributing to the delinquency of a drunk :reechy:

Oct 17, 2011 | 02:57 PM

#12

Llamaguy

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From: Indianapolis

Just tell the judge you didn't want to look at your friends wang and turned around.

Oct 17, 2011 | 03:03 PM

#13

Chefboiali

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From: Cali

Quote:

Originally Posted by JGordon

Accessory to urinating in public is a serious crime. 5 years in FPMITAP, minimum.

But seriously, be polite and apologetic to the judge. Tell them your friend was going to urinate no matter what you did, and that you were just standing nearby waiting for him to finish. But I would try and figure out what kind of penalty you might be facing beforehand, in case you really do need a lawyer or something. There should be a number on the ticket you can call to find out more info.

This

Quote:

Originally Posted by BetterBob

Your buddy is going to be a sex offender.

And this

Oct 17, 2011 | 03:14 PM

#14

TheOtherDave™

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From: The Left Lane

Quote:

Originally Posted by b00gers

Such bullshit...(the offense.)

I stopped like 2ft past the white line at a stop sign...my offense is the same as someone who completely blows through it. :ugh:

I know its OT, but I can't say I agree.
Two feet was more than enough for the stupid tart that wrote off my mint condition first-gen Stumpjumper back in HS.
Another foot more and she could have crippled or killed me.

As for the pissy situation at hand:
Educate yourself on the law first.
If they've got you dead-to-rights, own up to it.

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Oct 17, 2011 | 05:59 PM

#15

b00gers

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From: Lll

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Originally Posted by TheOtherDave™

Although I was completely aware of what I was doing. I didnt have to slam the brakes. I coasted to a stop and just passed the line. I would have stopped in time if you were riding in front of me

I am not saying the ticket was unjust...just unfair

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Oct 17, 2011 | 06:25 PM

#16

k3ifers

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From: Buffalo, NY

tark got a ticket for pissing in public, maybe he can help...

Oct 17, 2011 | 06:43 PM

#17

azn_redneck

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From: San Diego County

Don't hang out with drunks.

Oct 24, 2011 | 07:19 PM

#18

canada

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From: Syracuse, NY... again.

A cop saw me pissing on the side of a building back in the Carolinas. It was a liquor store in broad daylight too. Gave me a talking to and let me go...

Oct 24, 2011 | 08:10 PM

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ShaolinLueb

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From: Holyoke, MA

i got caught pissing in the corner of a back alley one night by a state trooper about 7 years ago. he was like "HOLD IT THERE" and i fucking ran as fast as i could. I went through a thin alley and then ducked down. i took off my hat and jacket and went left to where the crowd was thinning out. i think the statey went right towards the crowded bars. i met up with my friend in his car and rode away. WIll never piss in public again. fuck that registering as a sex offender bullshit if you piss in public.

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usually lawyers give a free consultation. I would call up a lawyer in the Chicago area and talk to one. talk to a couple and see if anyone knows the attorney general prosecuting your case. If this is your first time, you might just get a slap on the wrist or a couple hours community service.

Last edited by ShaolinLueb; Oct 24, 2011 at 08:12 PM.