i got caught pissing in the corner of a back alley one night by a state trooper about 7 years ago. he was like "HOLD IT THERE" and i fucking ran as fast as i could. I went through a thin alley and then ducked down. i took off my hat and jacket and went left to where the crowd was thinning out. i think the statey went right towards the crowded bars. i met up with my friend in his car and rode away. WIll never piss in public again. fuck that registering as a sex offender bullshit if you piss in public.

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usually lawyers give a free consultation. I would call up a lawyer in the Chicago area and talk to one. talk to a couple and see if anyone knows the attorney general prosecuting your case. If this is your first time, you might just get a slap on the wrist or a couple hours community service.