:yay: :kiss: :woowoo:

 

i love everyone
rich is gonna paypal everyone $.25!

 

1- I hooked up the guard who walks around the quad at night, and to return the favor, he looked the other way while me and 5 friends skinny dipped in the fountain in the middle of the quad. (LSU)

2- I took my Biology 1201 final completely wasted (final was at 730, went out the night before and didn't sleep)... set the curve with a 96. Dont ask how, i just did. I live with the guy who carried me there.

3- I modified a toyota Avalon... (1st car). Ran 15.7 with a CAI and $90 ebay muffler. not bad for a boat... and I was 16...

 

this is a little embarassing but...

I'm a virgin. :happysad:














:chuckles:

 

1. i shave my legs
2. i wanted hella decals on my ride (5zigen, greddy etc.)
3. my last girlfriend was a FOB

 

:eh: :squint:

 

i porked a FOB who i will never tell my friends about h:

 

^ haha she never even met my friends...

she had a kid h:

 

Despite my aggressive stance towards stupid riceboys, my car and I were in a few scenes of "The Fast and the Furious". Now before you call me a hypocrite, I did it because I got paid pretty well to absolutely do nothing but stand and look pretty on the camera & I didn't have a job at the time....so they both went hand in hand. I was picked to run my car down that pseudo dragstrip in the race wars scene, but they took it out last minute because they wanted a flashy piece of shit riceboy Integra instead. I said to Craig Libermann's face, "This is bullshit that you picked these shit cars instead of mine. Hell, I'll take on any of these riceboys if you wanted me to". After that, I was over it. That was the last day I went to the shootings and after that they left messages on my voice mail wanting me to come back for more shooting days. To hell with them.

 

It really hurts me when people call me a baller

I work hard for what I have and I share it quite freely

and I'm not a baller. Baller = people who can retire today and never have to work again and still live the life of luxury. that is not me