What the??? :rofl:

 

:lmfao: at chris!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

dude, i dont know what it is...but i can quit smoking at will :dunno:

yo canada, thanks

 

Now that I think of it, it was a good thing I pissed in that whore's face. She deserved it for all the times she cheated on me. I think my birthday resolution is to quit smoking.

 

ok heres a funny one.. when i was like 16, my gf at the time tried to give me head immediatly after :jerkit:.. she didnt quite understand the need for the "reload" period, that was somewhat embarassing for her.. whatever shes a dumb bish.

 

It's cool. The broad didn't know any better.

Another story I have is when I was doing it doggystyle to my ex in the shower, I made her hit her head against the tile wall a few times.

 

:rofl:

 

1. I ran away from home 2 days before my 18th birthday

2. I stripped down to my boxer briefs on an episode of Say What Karaoke

3. I was offered a movie deal in the Philippines at the age of 6

 

1. im still 16 for a month
2. focusdave goes to my school :chuckles:
3. i havent had sex in 4 days

 

1) I depise most of my father's side of the family. They fought in Vietnam (for the South Vietnamese) and committed Hitler-esque war crimes. My uncle alone killed 32 people in Vietnam, not including women and children.

2) I feel the same way with my father. He confessed to me about all of the war crimes he committed in Vietnam about a year ago. Not to mention the stories about how he enjoyed doing it.

3) I am depressed and disgruntled about not getting a full scholarship to U.C Berkley.

4) Because of number three, I feel that I have dishonoured my family and caused my parents shame.

 

1. I sell ford cars for a living
2. I like Dance Dance Revolution, even though I suck at it
3. Haven't gotten any in 2 months.