Funny pick-up Lines
Apr 29, 2003 | 03:03 PM
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"wanna Play buffet... ill lay u out and take whtever i want."
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: wht?
Guy: when u fell from heaven.
Apr 29, 2003 | 05:34 PM
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From: Southern NH
This thread is killing me. :rofl:
Apr 29, 2003 | 05:52 PM
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From: Northern Virginia
girl you so fine, i wana lick you like a baby lick's his lolly pop.
Apr 29, 2003 | 05:53 PM
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From: Pittsburgh
If Mcdonalds made a burger for you it would be the McGorgeous.
Ask an Irish chick...So you got some irish in ya?? Want some more???
Apr 29, 2003 | 05:53 PM
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From: Northern Virginia
girl, your butt is so big, you make jlo's azz look like a pimple.
Apr 29, 2003 | 05:59 PM
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From: Maryland
let me finish my beer, then drink yours so you look better
Apr 29, 2003 | 06:03 PM
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From: Northern Virginia
girl i got a big head acke, mind if i rest my head between your boobs, it would me feel better, honest.
Apr 29, 2003 | 06:23 PM
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From: Milwaukee, WI
Quote:
Originally posted by yellowbastrd
Guy: Girl, MmmMmmMMMMMM....That's a NAZI azz.
Girl: Why you say that?
Guy: Cause that $hits a GAS CHAMBAH!!
:rofl:
Apr 29, 2003 | 06:35 PM
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From: Northern California
"I love you like a fat kid love cake"
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Apr 29, 2003 | 07:32 PM
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From: Madison, WI
"Pardon me, would you mind sitting on my face?"