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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 03:03 PM
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"wanna Play buffet... ill lay u out and take whtever i want."

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: wht?
Guy: when u fell from heaven.
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 05:34 PM
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This thread is killing me. :rofl:
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 05:52 PM
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girl you so fine, i wana lick you like a baby lick's his lolly pop.
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 05:53 PM
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If Mcdonalds made a burger for you it would be the McGorgeous.

Ask an Irish chick...So you got some irish in ya?? Want some more???
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 05:53 PM
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girl, your butt is so big, you make jlo's azz look like a pimple.
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 05:59 PM
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let me finish my beer, then drink yours so you look better
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 06:03 PM
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girl i got a big head acke, mind if i rest my head between your boobs, it would me feel better, honest.
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 06:23 PM
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Originally posted by yellowbastrd
Guy: Girl, MmmMmmMMMMMM....That's a NAZI azz.

Girl: Why you say that?

Guy: Cause that $hits a GAS CHAMBAH!!


:rofl:
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 06:35 PM
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"I love you like a fat kid love cake" h:
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 07:32 PM
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"Pardon me, would you mind sitting on my face?"
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