Funny pick-up Lines
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From: Gaithersburg, MD AIM: ellejayess
Originally posted by MrFatBooty
"I need you to strip down to your panties and stick these post-it notes that say honda-acura.net on your nipples so I can take a picture of you and post it online."
"I need you to strip down to your panties and stick these post-it notes that say honda-acura.net on your nipples so I can take a picture of you and post it online."
BALLIN'
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From: Northern Virginia
Originally posted by whoaitslen2
-you must be from the skies cause i see thunder in your thighs
-is your dad retarded cause your special
-is your dad a terrorist cause girl you the BOMB
-you must be from the skies cause i see thunder in your thighs
-is your dad retarded cause your special
-is your dad a terrorist cause girl you the BOMB
Apathy Kills
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From: The Left Lane
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Was your father a farmer, cuz you've got some fine melons! :shiner: :exnbp:
Was your father a farmer, cuz you've got some fine melons! :shiner: :exnbp:
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you must be tired, cuz you've been runnin thru my mind all day.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Do you want to go to breakfast? (Sure) Should I call you, or nudge you?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Do you want to go to breakfast? (Sure) Should I call you, or nudge you?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word
