Funny pick-up Lines
Apr 24, 2003 | 07:10 PM
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From: Madison, WI
"I need you to strip down to your panties and stick these post-it notes that say honda-acura.net on your nipples so I can take a picture of you and post it online."
Apr 24, 2003 | 07:15 PM
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From: Grafton, WI.
Quote:
Originally posted by Fujiwara Takumi
thats a nice dress. it will look even better crumpled up in the corner of my bedroom.
are you from tenesee? cuz youre the only ten i see...
do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Oh, well, can I ?
Quote:
Originally posted by dubster99
Are you from Tennessee??
Cuz you're the only 10 I see!
:repost:
Apr 24, 2003 | 08:08 PM
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From: Burlington, NC
"We need to do some math. Subtract our clothes, add a bed, divide your legs and multiply."
Apr 24, 2003 | 08:17 PM
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From: san jose, ca
hi, my name's rich and i eat pussy.
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Apr 24, 2003 | 09:46 PM
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From: Madison, WI
"Please allow me to feast upon your yeast."
Apr 24, 2003 | 09:49 PM
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From: san diego
-you must be from the skies cause i see thunder in your thighs
-is your dad retarded cause your special
-is your dad a terrorist cause girl you the BOMB
Apr 24, 2003 | 09:53 PM
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From: Madison, WI
"Your ample bosom has my libido in a tizzy."
Apr 24, 2003 | 10:25 PM
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From: Grafton, WI.
Quote:
Originally posted by MrFatBooty
"Please allow me to feast upon your yeast."
that is AWFUL :down:
Apr 24, 2003 | 11:43 PM
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From: 90210
Quote:
Originally posted by NoRiCeHeRe
do you have a quarter
Girl: "Why"
Guy: "Because my Mom told me to call her when I fell in love."
most pay phone calls are 35 cents
Apr 24, 2003 | 11:45 PM
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From: city of angels
he had a dime already