So not PC...:chuckles:

 

you can have my dog... smaller Rottweiler. I don't have enough time for her

 

make sure you lock up the antifreze :nono:

 

. for burritos, tacos and getting our lawns mowed, we go to you .





anyhoo anyone see southpark last week? :rofl::lmao:

 

I said I don't have time for her... not that I want her dead...

Just my neighbors

 

I'd suggest a malamute but they get fukkin huge!!

 

get a bull mastif.... they soooo :rockon:

 

Shih Tzu.

They look just fine (aka "normal") with hair shaved from 1/2 to one inch. The ones I know are trimmed as such.

 

you forgot to mention that they bark at everything from the mailman to paint drying.

 

Some do, some don't. Actually, most do, and very few don't. They are highly rated as guard dogs for that reason though, but they definately bark worse then they bite. I want a Shih Tzu and a Dobermann. One little tiny toy dog and one big home defense dog. Train the Shih Tzu to bark, and the Dobermann to not, so when someone breaks in thinking I have one wussy dog... they'd be in for a nasty suprise.

Besides that, it would just confuse people to walk them both together. Odd Couple style. I wonder what a Shih Tzu/Dobermann mix would be like?:naughty: