The stinky coworker
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The stinky coworker
Anyone else have one of these?
One guy I work with is probably 300+ lbs easy, is always eating something greasy and disgusting multiple times a day, smokes, and takes lots of shits.
His desk is along one of my routes to the water cooler and bathroom. I don't really plan my route out. But when I walk past dude's deck the smell usually hits me like a wall. Just bluuuughhh.
One guy I work with is probably 300+ lbs easy, is always eating something greasy and disgusting multiple times a day, smokes, and takes lots of shits.
His desk is along one of my routes to the water cooler and bathroom. I don't really plan my route out. But when I walk past dude's deck the smell usually hits me like a wall. Just bluuuughhh.
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None really that stand out. Some of our desktop support guys (typical nerds) always appear pretty greasy and you can tell they haven't taken a shower in a couple of days. I never get near them enough to catch their funk but can imagine they smell pretty bad.
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That reminds me...need to take a shower before leaving house today...
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Anyone else have one of these?
One guy I work with is probably 300+ lbs easy, is always eating something greasy and disgusting multiple times a day, smokes, and takes lots of shits.
His desk is along one of my routes to the water cooler and bathroom. I don't really plan my route out. But when I walk past dude's deck the smell usually hits me like a wall. Just bluuuughhh.
One guy I work with is probably 300+ lbs easy, is always eating something greasy and disgusting multiple times a day, smokes, and takes lots of shits.
His desk is along one of my routes to the water cooler and bathroom. I don't really plan my route out. But when I walk past dude's deck the smell usually hits me like a wall. Just bluuuughhh.
Didn't you used to smoke too?
Just sayin is all
yeah we had a true "Milton" in our office, coke bottle glasses, soft spoken mumbler had to be all of 300lbs or so and although I have nearly no sense of smell (drugs are bad mmmkay) others had commented on him.
He was let go after two weeks so it wasn't an issue for long.
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I'm just gonna point out that just because you're fat it doesn't mean you're dirty, stinky, smelly, gross, unsanitary all that shit. Lots of skinny people smell too and lack basic hygene as well.
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Sorry folks patchoulli does not take the place of a good showering no matter how much you use.
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Worst smell ever!!!!!! When I lived in Eugene I would get so sick of it.