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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 04:50 AM
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I work with Stinky guy today :bleh:
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
She hot? h:
indian h:
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Nec
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Lots of indian chicks are hot



But this might explain the smell... she smells like food or sweat?
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
Lots of indian chicks are hot

But this might explain the smell... she smells like food or sweat?
i would normally agree - however this one is not so much. smell is mostly sweat from weeks possibly months of accumulation. before when i said worse than an nyc bum, i really mean worse than an nyc bum that looks and smells like he hasnt seen a shower in months.
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Nec
i would normally agree - however this one is not so much. smell is mostly sweat from weeks possibly months of accumulation. before when i said worse than an nyc bum, i really mean worse than an nyc bum that looks and smells like he hasnt seen a shower in months.
Oh god... :barf:

In those case I'm usually brave enough to tell the person. Some coworker next to me used to put tonnes of gross cologne on. I just left him a annonymous note saying he put too much on and to change his cologne. Even left him a sampler of a lighter more recent cologne... Worked perfectly. Leave this chick a note


The smelly worker we have here always has his crack sticking out. It's pretty gross to see his hairy crack. We've told him over and over... he just laught it off. cluless mofo
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 08:03 AM
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indian h:
There is a smoking Indian chick at my job, I must hit that.
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 02:13 PM
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I believe in some cultures from around india or nepal, etc, theyre not allowed to wash. I believe I heard that the people actually wash with buttermilk or some shit. And, Indian people usually smell like curry, so maybe that explains it.
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Line7
I believe in some cultures from around india or nepal, etc, theyre not allowed to wash. I believe I heard that the people actually wash with buttermilk or some shit. And, Indian people usually smell like curry, so maybe that explains it.
I have never heard of that... The curry part is because of the cooking of the food and the spices make the sweat smell bad but not allowed to wash I've never heard of
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by brtecson
I used to work as a newspaper assembler (subber, for those industry insiders) with this guy who lived in his dodge caravan. He smelled like shit, onions and lysol mixed together. When people would make fun of the way he smelled, he would go to his van and spray himself with air freshener.... Of course the jokes would get worse when he'd come back from doing that, but whatever. He used to wear red bib-overalls and a blue shirt everyday and he had big dirty curly hair so we called him dirty mario.

The fucked up part was his family lived in his van too, with a daughter about 10 years old and a son about 4 years old, and a nasty wife. Child welfare services eventually took his kids away though, which was good IMO.
You, sir, fucked up. Maybe the guy lost job which lead to him losing his job and start a spiral fall downwards. Obviously, he was concern about your noses when he would go back to his van to "freshen" up. Not all of us have a place to take a shower.*


*There are places that he could have gone cleaned himself at.
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