+1 It's like those peeps just rub sticks of incense insetead of soap and water

 

I work at Best Buy with a guy who is exactly as you describe. We tell him all the time that he stinks. We've ordered him 5 geek squad shirts so he always have a clean shirt. Yet, he always stinks. Bad enough the shirt he had on last night was a slight beige color.
I gave dude a ride home one day and will never do it again.

 

Used to have one. He was a WoW addict, and you could tell from looking at him.
Dude weighed a good 350lbs. Always stank like hell.

Luckily, he was fired.

 

there is a chick here who actually smells worse than the car clearing bums in a nyc subway. i dont understand how someone could smell so bad and come to work and be ok with herself. earlier today - stinky girl came to see the girl next to me. thank god she was on the phone, so stinky girl just tapped the her on the shoulder, made the (call me hand signal) and left. i would say all of 5sec standing there. right after stinky left, the girl next to me talking on the phone and at the same time we both pretty much gagged and tried not to puke. stinky girl is that bad, not only that but it lingered in our area for at least 20sec after that.

she is not overweight or anything - just needs to take regular showers.

 

I used to work as a newspaper assembler (subber, for those industry insiders) with this guy who lived in his dodge caravan. He smelled like shit, onions and lysol mixed together. When people would make fun of the way he smelled, he would go to his van and spray himself with air freshener.... Of course the jokes would get worse when he'd come back from doing that, but whatever. He used to wear red bib-overalls and a blue shirt everyday and he had big dirty curly hair so we called him dirty mario.

The fucked up part was his family lived in his van too, with a daughter about 10 years old and a son about 4 years old, and a nasty wife. Child welfare services eventually took his kids away though, which was good IMO.

 

My delivery driver smells like ass. Like he doesn't shower. It's awful. I can understand having some B.O. after a days work in the hot weather but this motherfucker comes in Monday mornings smelling like shit.

 

She hot? h:

 

There was one where I work, and we just called him "stinky." After a while I forgot his name, and he got fired. Kid was a piece of shit anyways.

 

I was never as big as this dude. And I've always been a fan of bathing. h:

He's several orders of magnitude more fat than I ever was. He has that what I can only describe as fat stank. h:

 

That's pretty nasty, but I gotta admit there are times when I get really lazy and most likely smell bad but just head out with a hat on to run some errands.

But yea there are some people who smell sooo bad at work places, like even worse than some homies I know who are homeless.. don't understand how that works..