How do you greet someone in the hall?
Sep 28, 2009 | 09:33 AM
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Came here to say moonwalk.
Run slow mo?
Sep 28, 2009 | 09:33 AM
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b00gers
I would intentionally walk on the same side as her as we got closer. When she moves left, you move right for the block. When she goes right, you go left. Exchange smiles and laughs. Insta-wet.
You don't know anything about charming the ladies, you're Chinese.
Sep 28, 2009 | 09:35 AM
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From: Lll
Then I just pull out my big abacus.
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Sep 28, 2009 | 09:38 AM
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From: MI
give her a flower and say "just think, its our one week anniversary"
Sep 28, 2009 | 09:39 AM
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From: Tampa
...i guess most of you guys have never dealt with a big corporate HR department before...
Sep 28, 2009 | 09:39 AM
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I want to punch my buddy every time he tells this lame ass joke
If you even tried, I would destroy you.
Sep 28, 2009 | 09:39 AM
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From: Arizona
hahaha one week anniversary
Sep 28, 2009 | 09:39 AM
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From: glass case of emotion
You: "Hi Mickey!"
Her: "I'm not Mickey"
You: "My bad, I assumed that since you so fine"
Sep 28, 2009 | 09:40 AM
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From: Portland, OR
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XScarAudio
...i guess most of you guys have never dealt with a big corporate HR department before...
Meh, you can be "work flirty" without crossing any boundries. To most its nothing more than being witty or clever and then guaging their response.
Sep 28, 2009 | 09:41 AM
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From: MI
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e3NiNe
You: "Hi Mickey!"
Her: "I'm not Mickey"
You: "My bad, I assumed that since you so fine"
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lamest shit ever but it has me crackin up
drew makes the best wingman ever, i just have a feeling