everytime you see her pretend its the first time.... act like you have amnesia

 

"We gotta start having dates outside of this hallway...."

 

want to race?

 

I actually think some of Jesses suggestions are the right way to go, might as well be casual and humurous about it but not annoying. I bet one or two of these joke comments and she will start beating you to the punch and it progresses from there....unless she is a c*nt then she will just be annoyed and wasn't worth your time anyways.

 

Ask her how do you greet someone in the hallway?

 

"Sup, bitch?"

 

Wat happened to the dominican or puertican chick?


I would start breakdancing for her. if she laughs, then take her home and have sex with her.

 

So two sausages are sitting in a hot frying pan, and one sausage looks over to the other sausage and says "hot enough for ya?". The second sausage looks over at the first and replies "holy shit! a talking sausage!"

 

I want to punch my buddy every time he tells this lame ass joke

 

I would intentionally walk on the same side as her as we got closer. When she moves left, you move right for the block. When she goes right, you go left. Exchange smiles and laughs. Insta-wet.