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Old Mar 28, 2009 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jafro
Not when we started dating. But by now there isn't anything else she can do that could pay for her situation and drinking habit. Alcoholism's a bitch. Was a 23 year-old virgin, 5'2". 100 lbs, deans-list med student with a librarian-like personality (when we met). A lot of fun to be around.

5 years later, she totalled her car drunk a week after I gave it a $1300 rebuild, then turned into an unemployable drop-out lush because she had no problem solving skills thanks to doctors that got her all wacked out on Benzo's for anxiety. She racked up $40k in debt including college loans, and when caught cheating, I went *poof*. Her family and friends have always bailed her out of all trouble she's ever found. They're not doing it anymore. Last I heard she was guy hopping to find someone willing to pay for her problems since I won't anymore. She's hot! Some idiot will. I now make 2x as much $ because I don't have her bs to deal with and can focus on me better.

That's 6 years summary in 2 paragraphs. I know. :wopics:
Sounds familiar.

And tittywop. I need nudes.
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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by white_n_slow
Sounds familiar.
Some people just turn to shit when you add alcohol and/or drugs. Which brings us full-circle back to the topic of this thread.


Originally Posted by white_n_slow
And tittywop. I need nudes.
Can't post any of the nudes bro. Sorry. I'm too sober to do that.

[SPOILER="nws"][/SPOILER]

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Old Mar 29, 2009 | 07:39 PM
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how about a face shot
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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 11:48 AM
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those are old pics of that hooker. in the recent pics she looks :barf:
[spoiler=yikes]


[/spoiler]glamorous indeed.

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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 12:50 PM
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wow, he did a bang-up job on her!
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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by white_n_slow
wow, he did a bang-up job on her!
Celeb fight... Chris Brown vs Shamwow dude.

sean conery as the ref
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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 01:10 PM
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Shamwowned!!!
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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 01:23 PM
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nice pics reno :eek3:
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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 03:04 PM
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damn she got fucked up!
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Old Mar 30, 2009 | 03:11 PM
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Look at this. Three slaps and BAM! you have a hooker.
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